I'm Wednesday.
What if you came home from school one day, and your uncle had hair, cousin Itt was 6ft tall, Lurch was 3ft tall, your grandmama was sweeping with a broom instead of flying it, your mother was blond, and your father had gone off to find a job? What if, what if, what if???
Anonymous

What if you got a boyfriend or girlfriend, Wednesday? What would they be like?

Dead.

Well she is you.. Ugh it's hard to explain. She'd you when you drink that yummy potion grandma makes you. Harold is so fuzzy! I've always loved spiders.

Me too.  Spiders are the best.  I take at least one with me every where I go.

tarryfailscorner:

Absofreakinglutely

tarryfailscorner:

Absofreakinglutely

Harold is completely cute! Yes, let me hold him! And Christina ricci plays you. She's fantastic.

Plays me?  *frowns and moves the spider to your arm*  

No, just people on tumble. How many?
Anonymous

What’s tumble, mister?  I’m just a six year old.  I don’t know what you mean by follow or anything.

thesassisgenetic:

askwednesdayaddams:

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-smirks a bit- Alright, kid. Gimme your hand. We’re gonna have fun.

*holds up one tiny, pale hand*  Do you have your own or do we need to use mine?

Id love to see one. And Addams family values is a great movie, I think you'd really appreciate it.

This is Harold.  *holds him up*  Want to hold him?  I don’t wath many movies, but that one has my family name so I might watch it.  Who’s in it?